You Suck: A Love Story. When I picked up this book to fulfill a book club requirement, I did not know that it was the second book of a trilogy. Chapter Seven The List While Jody showered, Tommy made a list. Please try again. It is a truly fun experience ---offbeat, witty … [1] It is followed by Bite Me , the third novel in the trilogy. And of course they need a minion. In You Suck, Christopher Moore returns to the characters who made him famous nearly a decade earlier in his absurdist vampire tale Bloodsucking Fiends. YOU SUCK is a return to the story of Tommy and Jody that began with BLOODSUCKING FIENDS. Chapter Sixteen Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Completely Fucked Servant of the Vampyre Flood OMFG-WOOT! Now he and Jody are on the run from the Emperor of San Francisco, the Animals (night stockers from Safeway, with whom Tommy used to be friends) and the ancient vampire Elijah, who effects an escape from his bronze shell. A sequel to the author's Bloodsucking Fiends , from 1995, released on January 16, 2007 by William Morrow and Company . has been added to your Cart. Sold by CE_BOOKHOUSE and ships from Amazon Fulfillment. Then there’s the bronzed (literally) vampire who sired Jody. Her greatest struggle is trying to shove down her inherent perkiness and embrace the darkness of goth, or whatever she is. Please try again. Now he and Jody are on the run from the Emperor of San Francisco, the Animals (night stockers from Safeway, with whom Tommy used to be friends) and the ancient vampire Elijah, who effects an escape from his bronze shell. Published January 16th 2007 by William Morrow (first published 2007. This is the story of two rookie vampires (Jody and Tommy) who are doing their best to avoid the law, former friends, and. But other than the sun, there doesn't seem to be much truth to the vampire myths and legends - holy items, garlic, running water - none of these phase vampire Jody, and once she turns C. Thomas (Tommy) Flood, he is likewise mostly invulnerable. I've always been a fan of comedy in books but have often found that the writers miss the mark sometimes. In You Suck, Christopher Moore returns to the characters who made him famous nearly a decade earlier in his absurdist vampire tale Bloodsucking Fiends. I don't feel that I missed much. In You Suck, Christopher Moore returns to the characters who made him famous nearly a decade earlier in his absurdist vampire tale Bloodsucking Fiends. Christopher Moore is the author of the novels Secondhand Souls, Sacré Bleu, A Dirty Job, and Lamb. Christopher Moore. I'm not sure if my tastes have changed or if Moore's output is just not consistent, but I hated this book. However, for me, Moore's vampire series is the weakest of his work. You Suck: A Love Story tells the classic tale of two vampires in love, but it's not your average vampire tale. Now he's one, too. She then must figure out the particulars of the undead existence by herself. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. William Morrow. I don't feel that I missed much. please sign up Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 5, 2013. A must-have for anyone who enjoys a silly vampire story. You Suck: A Love Story is a novel by American writer Christopher Moore. It got me through a tough time. Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) is a service we offer sellers that lets them store their products in Amazon's fulfillment centers, and we directly pack, ship, and provide customer service for these products. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Now he and Jody are on the run from the Emperor of San Francisco, the Animals (night stockers from Safeway, with whom Tommy used to be friends) and the ancient vampire Elijah, who effects an escape from his bronze shell. Book Rating: 4/5; I laughed. I don't know what has gotten into Christopher Moore. Though he's more than a little mad about his … And surprise! For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. Though he's more than a little mad about his … You Suck: A Love Story Chapter 29~30 . In You Suck, Christopher Moore returns to the characters who made him famous nearly a decade earlier in his absurdist vampire tale Bloodsucking Fiends. CONTENTS 1 – Get Over It, a Lot of People Are Dead 2 – The Last Poop 4 – Red and White and Dead All Over 5 – The Emperor of San Francisco 6 – Do Animals Get the Blues? Help others learn more about this product by uploading a video! 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